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God Ignoring NBA Playoffs Again
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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God won't be taking prayer requests from hopeful NBA fans and players for the seventh straight year, sources said yesterday.
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China Completes 22-Mile Bridge, Nearly Complete With Statement Explaining Bridge's Eventual Collapse
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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China completed what it hailed as the "world's longest sea-bridge" Thursday, offering a much-needed route into Shanghai. It will provide convenience and traffic relief until it collapses.
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Global Timeshares
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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Exploring the globe is a long-term goal for many of us, but travel can be expensive, especially in terms of securing accommodation. One alternative to renting a hotel room every time you travel to a new destination is to buy a timeshare|
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NY Philharmonic Realizes It Played "Crush The Yankee Imperialist Then Eat Their Tasty Dogs" To North Korean Hosts
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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The New York Philharmonic revealed a "major blunder" yesterday, when the esteemed orchestra admitted it played "Crush The Yankee Imperialist Then Eat Their Tasty Dogs" during a concert in North Korea last week.
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Idaho's Four Gay Residents Voice Support For Sen. Larry Craig
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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The "entire" gay population of Idaho, four strong, announced "unequivocal" support for embattled Sen. Larry Craig yesterday, saying they'll "stick with him through it all."
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Leona Helmsley's Dog Indicted for Betting on Football
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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Trouble, the dog of Leona Helmsley, has been arrest for illegal football betting.
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Barry Bonds Home Run Record Gives Regrets to Steroids
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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Sure, he's on the cusp of breaking Hank Aaron's home run record. But the guilt has to be getting to Barry Bonds. Perhaps Bud Selig can show him what a wonderful game it is - doped up or not!
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Tammy Faye Now 3.5 Pound Purse
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Former televangelist Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner announced that she has stopped treating her cancer and that her weight has dropped to 3.5 lbs.
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President Bush Plans to Spend All His New Money Probing Gasoline Prices
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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President George W. Bush spoke at a press conference yesterday, taking time to discuss the recent rise of U.S. gas prices.
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Museum of Crime and Punishment Will Have Carter Presidency Wing
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
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The National Museum of Crime and Punishment, which opened last week, will feature a special wing dedicated to "any and all hideous aspects of the Jimmy Carter presidency," sources said with semi-straight faces.
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Deal Reached in BCE Drama - Wall Street Journal
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Irish live register data shows unemployment rate at 5.7% - Market Watch
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Oil down as Iran prepares response to nuclear proposal - Market Watch
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Goldman: European banks could need another $94 billion - Market Watch
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Air France mulling train joint venture: report - Market Watch
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Tropical Storm Bertha continues westward across Atlantic - USA Today
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As fire nears Big Sur, residents and beasts flee - USA Today
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Tropical Storm Bertha forms in the Atlantic - USA Today
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Big Sur evacuates as massive wildfire spreads - USA Today
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